Team-Building Agenda

Monday, March 21, 2022

Objective: Increase team morale and productivity through forced socialization.

Schedule:

• 08:00 - 08:30: Morning stretch. Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not wear sweatpants.
• 08:30 - 10:00: Group trust-building exercise. We will all hold hands and pretend to be a team.
• 10:00 - 12:00: Free time. Please, use this to bond with your coworkers over the vending machine.
• 12:00 - 13:00: Lunch break. You are not allowed to sit alone.
• 13:00 - 15:00: Team trivia. Questions will be provided. Winners get a year's supply of stale coffee.
• 15:00 - 16:00: Group photo shoot. Please, wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face.

Important Notes:

Please, do not forget to fill out the team-building participation form, which can be found here.

Questions or Concerns?

Contact our team-building coordinator.

Disclaimer:

By attending this team-building event, you agree to participate in all activities and to not, at any point, actually have fun.